The
Ball Games Bundle
Novellas Include
Balls
Snow Balls
New Balls Please
Balls Fore
By
Andie M. Long
Genre: Romantic Comedy Novellas
Release: November 21, 2016
MEET THE TURNERS
in the hilarious Ball Games Series.
The First Four
novellas now available in one sexy bundle.
BALLS: Camille
Turner meets ex-tormenter Dylan Ball again, only now he’s grown up and HOT.
SNOW BALLS:
Tyler Turner gets his eviction notice. It’s son versus mum Dora, but while he’s
at war will he ever notice he has an admirer?
NEW BALLS
PLEASE: Feeling ignored Dora goes on holiday to learn tennis. While she’s there
partner Tim turns Alpha. At the same time, a guilty Dora reads one of her
self-help books about becoming a devoted Housewife. What’s going to happen when
they reunite?
BALLS FORE: A
blast from past returns to upset Beth and her carefully ordered life.
It’s not every
day a chocolate penis is wanged in your face.‘Mum. Stop it, you’re in a
children’s play centre,’ yells my best mate, Camille. Her shouting only has
more people turning towards us.‘Oh, Camille. How do you think all those
children were made? If it wasn’t for willies, there wouldn’t be anyone in your
business.’‘Talking about business, leave Beth alone.’‘But she’s an expert.’‘Not
with penises I’m not.’ I sigh. ‘But chocolate, yes. Cam, go make us a drink so
I can have a proper conversation with your mum.’
*********
Sighing, I
follow Dylan through the bank. I can’t help noticing that for an arsehole, his
bottom is rather nice. Tight and firm. He swings round. 'Are you checking
out my bum?''No.' I go to flip my hair but meet nothing as it's in the damn
ponytail.'Sorry, my mistake,' Dylan raises his hands in mock surrender. ‘That’s
just how it looked. You know, in the reflection there.' He points to a glass
cabinet. I look and see our reflections. Fuck.'It's a kink in the glass or
something. Makes it look weird.' I fold my arms around myself.Dylan tilts his
head as he looks at me. 'Kink, hey? Hmm.’
*********
What the fuck
does she read?I called in sick again. It's now late Tuesday morning and I've spent
hours pouring over these books. Billionaires. Cowboys. Rock Stars. I've also
been through the shelves. Dora already had a couple of the books I've bought
her. One thing they all have in common? What I have seen termed as an Alpha
Male. Basically, you start off treating the woman like absolute shit, but it's
okay because you have issues. It's not personal, it's because you're an orphan.
In these books, every one of them is an orphan. Could the authors not be
fucking bothered to write parents and family in? Fuck those few thousand words
and complications. Road accident for Ma and Pa. Job done. Well, I'm not an
orphan but my mum died a few years ago, so that's something I can work with.
I'll develop some kind of issue with it, to make myself angry.
Andie M. Long is
author of The Alpha series which includes Amazon Number One Erotic Thriller The
Alphabet Game; Co-writer of the Amazon Number One Erotic Romance/Adult fiction
bestseller The Bunk Up with DH Sidebottom and The Ball Games series, amongst
others. She lives in Sheffield with her son and long suffering partner. When
not being partner, mother, employee or writer she can usually be found on
Facebook or walking her whippet, Bella. Andie will be signing in Liverpool and
Newcastle 2017 and York 2018.
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