The Double
By Alison Brodie
Publication Date: January 19, 2016
Genre: Chick Lit
Beth is mistaken for rock star Sonita La Cruz, and ends up on a billionaire-dollar yacht. As a shift-worker in Glasgow, Beth has only known hardship. Now she's in a world of uniformed stewards, delicious French food and rows of gorgeous designer clothes. Beth keeps quiet about the mix-up, determined to wear every outfit in her wardrobe before she's sent home. What's wrong with a little play-acting? Beth takes to the role of rock diva like a duck takes to water.
Aleksandr, the captain, arrives and is astonished to see a beautiful raven-haired girl lying on deck issuing orders through a loud-hailer. After talking to Beth, Aleksandr realises what has happened. His smuggling buddies, knowing Aleksandr needs to speak to Sonita about a kid’s crisis, grabbed Beth by mistake. Aleksandr is desperate. To save those children, he needs money, but Sonita has disappeared.
Beth rises to the challenge. She looks like Sonita, so why not BE Sonita? Beth does a magazine interview for one million dollars, and ransoms herself for another million. Beth saves the kids … but can she save herself? Too late, Beth discovers why Sonita disappeared.
How could she
communicate with these men? And where they hell were they going?
It was as if the man
in the frilly apron had read her mind. He produced pen and paper and began to
draw a crooked diagram. Within seconds she realised what she was seeing: a map
of Great Britain! He was trying to tell her where they were heading. He drew
some waves, then the bulging outline of Western Europe.
Please, God, she
mentally pleaded. Don’t draw Africa.
Thankfully, the pen
moved back up, to the north-west tip of Spain and made a cross. ‘Vigo,’ her
host explained.
She nodded. ‘Vigo.’
She took a slug of coffee. God, it was delicious.
Two inches above Vigo,
he drew a boat with a stick figure with long black hair. ‘eto-Vy,’ he said,
pointing to her.
‘OK, that’s me,’ she
agreed, pointing to herself. She watched as he drew a straight line from the
stick figure to the cross. ‘And I’m going to Vigo!’ The pieces of the puzzle
were finally fitting into place and - actually - this was fun.
‘Vigo! Vigo!’ The two
men chorused, delighting in her cleverness. Frilly Apron drew a stick man in
the sea just above the cross. ‘Aleksandr Shtcherbatsky Zhivago,’ he announced.
The stick man had a
tiny body, a big head and a bigger smile, his arms thrown wide as if eager to
hug her. ‘Mm,’ she murmured dubiously. By the time she met this person, she
would be in no mood to be hugged. Who was he? Another actor, poised to give her
clues to the next phase of the game? But what if he didn’t speak English?
‘Does he speak
English?’ she asked. Since Frilly Apron was busy adding a smiley sun to his
diagram, she had to shake his shoulder to get his attention. She pointed to the
stick man, then made a quacking-duck motion with her hand. ‘He speaka
Eengleesh?’
Frilly Apron nodded.
‘Da.’
‘Thank Christ for
that!’
She studied the
sketch, seeing the distance they had travelled and the distance that remained,
and calculated that they would be in Vigo in two days. But she didn’t have two
days! She had a job! She had a week of twelve-hour shifts! She had to be home
to cook Andy’s dinner or he’d go mental. She had to walk Mrs Baxter’s dog. And,
she had to pick up Mr Beattie’s pension. Christ, she had responsibilities. She
had a life! She couldn’t just sail off into the sunset!
She drained her cup.
‘OK, guys,’ she began, pressing out her palms to acknowledge their
understandable mistake. ‘You got the wrong girl. Me?’ She pointed to her chest.
‘Beth Skiffington - not Sonita.’
They grinned widely.
‘Sonita!’ they chirruped.
‘No, non, nix!’ What
the fuck was it in Russian? ‘Nyat!
They frowned, puzzled.
‘Nyat?’
She nodded vigorously.
‘Nyat!’
‘Nyat?’
‘Nyat! Nyat!’
She couldn’t believe
this was happening. Right now, she should be carrying bed-linen onto the ward,
not standing on a speeding boat making the noise of a web-footed wading bird.
The two men looked
confused. It was evident that they had it firmly set in their heads that she
was Sonita - and why not? She was not only dressed like the rock star and
looked like the rock star but she’d also been standing on the gangplank of the
rock star’s boat.
There was only one way
to prove she wasn’t the singer. Clearing her throat, she began to sing Emeralda.
She wasn’t keen on Sonita’s songs because they were too raucous, but this one
she did like.
‘This moment must last
For the rest of our
lives…’
She sang on, amazed
that she could remember the words, relieved that she sounded like a yowling
cat.
‘And say goodbye …’
her voice trickled to a stop. The men were smiling - through their tears.
How could she make
them understand?
She pointed to the
sleeve of her fun-fur coat. If anyone knew about real fur, they would. ‘Look!’
she cried, plucking at the fabric. ‘Polyester crap. Top Budget. Cheap.’ She was
getting desperate. ‘Me - not Sonita. Me - not American. Me - not rock
star.’
By the expression on
their faces, she knew she was talking herself into a cul-de-sac. All they could
hear was: Sonita. American. Rock star.
Defeated, she picked
up the coffee pot and topped up her cup. These men believed they had the rock
singer and nothing, it seemed, could dissuade them. That meant she had no
option but to go along for the ride. She looked at the map. She had two inches
to go. At least she wasn’t heading for Australia.
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“Excellent … proof
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-San Francisco Book
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“5*
Wonderful.”
-Lauren Sapala,
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“4.5/5* This
is the first novel of Alison Brodie’s that I have read and
I can say with sheer
certainty that it won’t be the last because I absolutely loved it.”
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“It’s a really good
read, a page-turner with good characterization and a splendid
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“5* A book you just
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–Star Angel’s
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“Fantastic.
So unique! Alison is a great writer.”
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“5* Left me wanting
to read more.”
–David Carraturo,
author

Alison
Brodie is a Scot, with French Huguenot ancestors on her
mother’s side of the family. Alison was a photographic model, modelling
for a wide range of products, including Ducatti motorbikes and 7Up. She
was also the vampire in the Schweppes commercial.
A disastrous
modelling assignment in the Scottish Highlands gave Alison an idea for a story,
which was to become Face to Face. She wrote Face to Face as a hobby and
then decided to send it off to see what would happen. It was snapped up
by Dinah Wiener, the first agent Alison sent it to. Three weeks later,
Alison signed a two-book deal with Hodder & Stoughton. Subsequently,
Face to Face was published in Germany and Holland. It was widely
reviewed, ie: “Vain, but wildly funny leading lady.” -Scottish Daily
Mail. It was also chosen as Good Housekeeping’s “Pick of the
Paperbacks.”
Unfortunately,
Alison then suffered from Second-Book Syndrome. The publisher’s deadline
loomed and she was terrified because she didn’t have an idea for a story!
She found the whole experience a nightmare; and this is why she cautions
first-time authors to write more than one book before approaching an
agent. She managed to finish the book – Sweet Talk – but it bombed.
While
writing Sweet Talk, she moved to Kansas and lived there for two years.
She loved the people, their friendliness, their free-and-easy way of life, the
history and the BBQs! Sadly, her visa ran out and she had to come back to
the UK – although her dream is to one day live permanently in America.
Now, Alison lives in Biarritz, France.
Alison has
taken the exhilarating steps to becoming an indie author. Her second
ebook, THE DOUBLE, is out on Amazon Kindle with some great reviews.
“Excellent.” –San Francisco Book Review.
Alison
writes contemporary romance. She aims for a strong plot line, set against
the background of a world-changing event, coupled with touches of humour,
sexual tension and character transformation.
She loves to
hear from her readers.
Would
You Rather
Question:
Would you rather be trapped in a lift for 10 hours: With a notepad and pen? Or
a book to read?
Answer: With
a notepad and pen. Then I wouldn’t be bothered how long I was stuck for.
Question:
Would you rather write a message and throw it out to sea in a bottle? Or carve
the message in a tree on a desert island?
Answer:
Throw it out to sea. You never know who is going to find it. A handsome man on
a faraway beach perhaps?
Question:
Would you rather: Read a book while walking? Or write a book on a water bed?
Answer: I
feel sick just thinking about both of them! I don’t know, write a book on a
water bed.
Question:
Would you rather write a puzzle book? Or a cook book
Answer:
Definitely a cook book. I love cooking.
Question:
Would you rather accidentally drop your new printed manuscript in a lake? Or
have a gust of strong wind blow it everywhere?
Answer: Blow
everywhere … while I’m screaming to passers-by: “Pick it up!!”
Question:
Would you rather: Publish one insanely great-selling book and never write
again? Or publish a string of average-selling books over a 20-year period?
Answer:
Publish average-selling books. I’m in this, not for the fame, but for getting
stories to my readers. Anyway, I have to write.
Question:
Would you rather write on a roof-terrace in Istanbul? Or write on the beach in
St Tropez?
Answer:
Definitely not on a beach in St Tropez! I wouldn’t be able to concentrate with
all those Frenchman running around in slips (tight swimming trunks).
Question:
Would you rather be upside down and read a book backwards? Or write a book
blindfolded?
Answer:
What??!!!
Question:
Would you rather live your life? Or the life of your character in The Double?
Answer: I
want to be Beth (without the miserable childhood) and be taken away on a
billion-dollar yacht and meet Aleksandr. Sigh ….
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Ruby began to unpack
the boxes in the hall. Tornados haunted her dreams and last night while making
love with Edward, she had mentally run through the list of essentials,
including sandbags, hard hats and walkie-talkies. The important thing was, she knew
what to expect, knew the dangers and how to prepare for them. She was in
control.
Although there was one
thing she was not in control of: her car. A rented cherry-red Land Cruiser - a
vehicle designed for rocky terrain or land invasion, but impossible to reverse
out of the garage. Every time she turned the key in the ignition, she was
blasted by striptease-type music. The Off button had to be located among the
hundreds of knobs and switches on the dashboard but so far she’d had no luck in
finding it. She assumed the band was called ZZ Top because she’d found an empty
CD case on the floor. The music - plus the scarlet lipstick and musky perfume
in the glove compartment - meant only one thing: the previous driver had been
The Wild Type.
Suddenly, she stiffened
like a deer hearing the crack of a twig. The telephone! She lunged into the
kitchen, mouthing NO! to Edward - but it was too late. ‘She’s right here,
Claire,’ he said, passing the phone to Ruby.
‘Bonjour, ma petite
choux, or should I say howdie-hi?’ Claire chuckled. ‘How are you settling in to
the homestead?’
Ruby would not reveal
the size of the house until after her sister had received the thick wad of
photographs. And she certainly wasn’t going to mention tornados. ‘Wonderfully!
I have a brand new Land Cruiser that’s simply enormous.’ This was the most
irritating aspect of Claire’s bragging - it was contagious. ‘It has a compass,
heated front seats and-’
‘Well, of course,
you’re living in a car-culture, n’est ce pas?’
‘Mais oui, unlike
Europe where they drive around in Noddy cars.’
‘Au contraire,’ Claire
murmured silkily. ‘Arnaud has promised me a Renault hatchback.’
‘Hatchback? But that’s
too petite.’
‘I’d hate to be seen
as ostentatious.’
‘I also have a fridge
as big a tank.’
‘I don’t need a fridge
because Veronique buys my vegetables from the market fresh, chaque matin.’
‘Well, we can eat out
tous les temps because it’s so inexpensive.’
‘Eat out?’ Claire
snorted. ‘Where? Betsy’s Hog Grill? Admit it: your life has ended up in the
bottom drawer of a filing cabinet marked Fermé.’
Ruby took a deep
breath and came back punching. ‘Au contraire,’ she said brightly. ‘I feel as if
my life is only just beginning. Oh, the adventures! And the untamed beauty!
Yesterday, I drove out into the prairie. It was magnifique. Thousands of bison
roaming across the rippling prairie-’ She stopped, startled that Edward had
snatched the telephone from her. He spoke rapidly into the receiver.
‘Sorry, Claire, I must
interrupt you girls. I have to make a business call.’ He banged down the phone
and swung to Ruby. ‘I can’t listen to this anymore! Ever since we’ve been in
Kansas you either avoid Claire’s calls, or you speak to her like some crazed
French drag act-’
‘But-’
‘Bison? Rippling
prairie? What are you talking about? You haven’t been further than Hy-Vee!’ He
took a deep breath and resumed more calmly. ‘Why do you keep trying to compete
with her? She’s an alpha-female. You can never win.’ He flung out a hand. ‘By
now she would have made friends with all the neighbours and hosted a banquet
for the mayor. And she wouldn’t be scared to reverse the car out of the
garage.’
The accusation hung in
the air. Ruby opened her mouth to protest, but the words wouldn’t come. Her
husband, her own husband, had taken Claire’s side.
He sighed. ‘Look, I’m
sorry, Ruby, but you need to accept who you are.’
‘And who is that?’ she
asked coolly.
‘Well, you’re just …
ordinary. But that’s what I like about you,’ he added quickly.
Ordinary. Ruby blinked
back a tear. That’s what Claire had been telling her for the last twenty years.
And now Ruby’s husband was saying the same thing. But, this time, Ruby wouldn’t
accept it!
She marched into the
garage. ‘I’m too scared to reverse, huh?’ She jumped into her land cruiser and
turned the key in the ignition. Immediately, ZZ Top blasted out. The music
suited her mood! She reversed out into the road in a squeal of tyres,
straightened up and accelerated hard. She didn’t know - and didn’t care - where
she was going.
‘I’m not ordinary,’
she murmured, feeling the tears. As she rifled the door compartment for the
packet of Kleenex, her hand touched glass. It was a small bottle of tequila,
empty. Tossing it on the passenger seat, she found the tissues and blew her
nose.
She drove on, her
brain jumping and fizzing like television static. Suddenly, it cleared to
reveal a long straight deserted road. Where was she? How long had she been
driving? Scrubland stretched away to the horizon. The road was straight and
empty. She slowed, realising she was lost. And alone.
She accelerated hard.
‘I am not ordinary!’ she yelled, feeling the hot air whip through her hair. She
grabbed the scarlet lipstick out of the glove compartment and spread it over
her lips, the car swerving as she tried to see her reflection in the rear-view
mirror. Then she sprayed herself with the perfume. Loud and defiant, she sang
along to the music: ‘You gotta whip it up and hit me like a ton of lead. If I
blow my top will you let me go to your head-’
A police motorbike
slid past, the policeman waving her down. ‘Oh, no!’ she wailed. Her thoughts
zigzagged desperately. What had she done wrong?
The policeman herded
her onto the gravel verge then parked at a distance and removed his helmet. Her
stomach lurched. She’d seen enough movies of the Deep South to recognise this
man as the archetypical law enforcer who stood over chain gangs. He was huge
with a broken-nose and square jaw, his eyes hidden behind reflective
sunglasses. He wore a khaki short-sleeved shirt and brown trousers tucked into long
boots. He unclipped a walkie-talkie from his shoulder and spoke into it, his
sunglasses focussed on her licence plate. Then he paused, nodded then nodded
again.
He was behaving as if
she were armed and dangerous. And who was he talking to? And why was he taking
so long? Was he trying to scare her? Well, it was certainly working: she was
trembling from head to foot.
With a final nod, he
clipped his walkie-talkie on his shoulder and strolled over.
Ruby, realising the
striptease music would give the wrong impression, frantically sought to turn if
off, trying buttons and switches, so when the policeman drew level, the
windscreen wipers were thrashing, the hazard lights were flashing, and ZZ Top
was still blaring.
He reached in a hand,
slipped it under the steering wheel and there was instant silence. Abruptly, he
swung away and sneezed.
‘Mighty strong perfume
you’ve got there, ma’am.’ He rested his hands on her window sill, his biceps
straining against the sleeves of his shirt. ‘Where you headin?’
She was repulsed by
those broad hairy hands that had taken possession of her car, angry that he had
deliberately terrified her. ‘I’m just out for a drive.’
‘Yur English!’
Grinning, he took off
his sunglasses, revealing friendly blue eyes. The transformation was startling.
She felt a strange, uncomfortable fluttering in the pit of her stomach, then
just as quickly it was gone. His name tape read: H. Gephart; the metal star
inscribed SHERIFF. Granddad had always warned her that policemen were thugs in
uniform. Now, looking at the various weapons of subjugation on this man - gun,
knife, handcuffs, baton, and bullet-belt - she could well believe it.
‘You on vacation?’ the
policeman enquired.
‘Yes,’ she lied. He
wouldn’t make trouble if he thought she was here for a short time.
‘We don’t get many
English folk in Kansas.’
‘I can imagine,’ she
said dryly.
He paused as if
sensing her hostility, then pointed down the road. ‘I pulled you over to warn
you the blacktop ends in two miles. Don’t want to be hitting rocks at eighty.’
He studied her. ‘Don’t know how you missed the sign.’ His gaze dropped to the
seat beside her. ‘You bin drinkin?’
Baffled, she turned to
see what he was looking at. The tequila bottle! ‘That has nothing to do with
me.’
It was as if she hadn’t
spoken. ‘Drinking and driving isn’t tolerated in this State, ma’am.’
She could hardly speak
for outrage. ‘For your information, I don’t drink alcohol.’ She saw his brow
raised in disbelief and added crisply: ‘apart from a glass of Chablis. But I
would never, ever touch anything like this!’ As she snatched up the bottle, it
slipped through her fingers and flew out of the window.
He looked at the
bottle on the gravel. He looked at her. ‘Littering’s a two hundred dollar
fine.’ He picked up the bottle and handed it to her. There was a thoughtful,
pitying look in his eyes as he studied her lips. ‘The first step to having a
drink problem is owning up to it.’
Fury coursed through
her body. If she’d been a man, she would have punched him. ‘Surely, officer,’
she said primly. ‘An empty bottle of tequila does not mean one has a drink
problem?’
‘It does if you lose
control of your vehicle.’ He jerked his chin. ‘You were swerving back there.’
‘Because I was
applying lipstick.’
He raised his
eyebrows. ‘At eighty miles an hour?’
She heard the amused,
patronising tone and her fury exploded; but like steam escaping from a pressure
cooker valve it came out in a hiss. ‘Fascist.’
He was no longer
smiling and his eyes - now a glacial blue - held on to hers like pincers. ‘Did
you say something, ma’am?’
She gripped the
tequila bottle as if it were his neck.
He stared at her. She
stared at him. And in that moment, something passed between them; it was as if
each were saying: I don’t trust you, either.
He asked for her driver’s
licence, studied it then said, ‘I’ve made a note of your registration number,
Miss Thompson.’
She hadn’t updated her
name to Mortimer-Davis and now she was glad of it.
He handed it back to
her. ‘I advise you to turn your vehicle around, Miss, and head back to where
you’re staying and sober up.’ He strolled to his motorbike, swung a leg over it
and waited.
Knowing he was
watching her, she attempted a fast and competent U-turn and almost ended up in
a ditch. As she drove away she could feel his eyes boring into the back of her
head.
‘Neanderthal,’ she
muttered, thankful that she would never see that horrid man again.
Hank
Hank watched the
English girl drive off. His whole body was rigid, his lips numb and stiff with
anger. Were all English that arrogant? Why hadn’t he tested her for drunk
driving? Why hadn’t he booked her for speeding?
His emotions were
stirred and it wasn’t just from anger; it was a physical arousal: those golden
eyes that glittered, the little upturned nose and full lips - lips that a guy
could imagine breathing over his skin.
He had tried to be
friendly, to put her at ease, but there’d been something hostile about her,
like a predatory cat with a twitchy tail.
She’d called him a
Fascist!
Why in hell hadn’t he
booked her?
He hadn’t believed her
bullshit about the booze. Her mouth looked like melted crayon. He’d seen plenty
enough times what happened to a woman’s lipstick when she drank from the neck
of a bottle. And her throwing the bottle at his feet? That was her making a statement,
telling him she was above the law.
Yeah, she might talk
like the duchess of England but the duchess of England didn’t go for no joyride
playing ZZ Top at full volume. He could sense she was trouble: the wild
uncombed hair, the overtly-sexual perfume and the empty tequila bottle. But
there were two things that worried him. Her fast erratic driving down a well
sign-posted dead-end; and the full two minutes it took for her to come a halt.
That was why he’d radioed in to the station: to trace if the car had been
reported stolen.
He recalled the way
she had looked at his hands on the door, like they were dirt.
Jesus, why hadn’t he
booked her?
He prided himself on
his ability to judge a person’s character. This one was superficially on the
straight and narrow - Miss Righteous - but just under the surface there was
something bubbling - something that would erupt and splatter gunk on whoever
was standing closest. Thank Christ, it wouldn’t be him.
Yeah, he knew her
type. She was reckless, and she was heading for brake failure, and he wasn’t
thinking about her car.
I've been mistaken for other people in public on several accounts, all different names. I'm beginning to think it's like ORPHAN BLACK, and I have a bunch of clones running around!! :)
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ReplyDeleteThank you Smut Fanatics for such a beautifully presented post for my blog tour of THE DOUBLE. I really appreciate you taking the time out to support me. Alison x
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