Sexy
Motherpucker
A
Bad Motherpuckers Novel
By
Lili Valente
Genre: Steamy Romantic Comedy/Hockey
Romance
Cover Design: Bootstrap Designs
Release
Date: May 22, 2017
Synopsis
When the family
dog trots in with my diaphragm in its mouth—in front of my date, his parents, and
his adorable little girl—you would think I’d hit rock bottom.
WRONG.
Let’s back this
up a sec…
Brendan Daniels
is the sexiest man alive. The captain of the Badger’s NHL team is also clever,
kind, funny, and was my good friend…until we cruised out of the friend zone one
weekend with a red-hot fling. Come Monday morning, I wanted to keep riding the
Big O train to happy town, but Brendan wanted someone who was “stepmom”
material.
A.K.A, not me,
apparently.
The problem? I’m
crazy in love with him and his daughter. So when he asks me to be his pretend
girlfriend for a long weekend with his former in-laws, I say yes. We’re still
friends, after all, and friends don’t let friends fake it alone.
***
Laura Collins is
the last woman I should be thinking about taking in the back seat of my car, in
the woods behind my in-laws’ house, or in a hotel room where we’re sharing one
very small, very squeaky bed.
I need a steady,
stable influence for my daughter, not a fling with this too wild, too young,
too impulsive red head. So what if she’s beautiful and intense and passionate
and has the biggest heart I’ve ever known?
I don’t want to
fall in love. I really don’t. The whole “pretend girlfriend” thing was supposed
to solve my problems, buy me a little more time.
But when it
comes to Laura?
Hell, maybe I’m
just not cut out for faking it.
Puck
Aholic
A
Bad Motherpuckers Novel
By
Lili Valente
Genre: Steamy Romantic Comedy/Hockey
Romance
Cover Design: Bootstrap Designs
Release
Date: July 11, 2017
Synopsis
I hate
my new roommate.
And I
want to do dirty, delicious things to her in that swing she installed that we
both know has nothing to do with aerial yoga.
Neither
of which is good, considering Diana Daniels is my NHL team captain’s little
sister, and he will break my face if I’m not a perfect
gentleman.
I try
to be. Really, I do. But when Diana runs screaming down the hall wearing
nothing but a damp washcloth, all my gentlemanly intentions go out the window.
She’s got all sorts of Jedi mind tricks to make a man obsessed with getting her
into bed, and I’m not gonna lie—I fall for every single one of them.
Especially
the one where she warns me not to fall for her.
***
Everyone
knows that banging your new roomie is a bad idea. And if it wasn’t for his
sister’s stupid pet pig, Wanda, chasing me out of the bathroom mid-shower,
Tanner Nowicki and I might still be able to pretend we hate each other.
But
that pig totally has it out for me, and before I can warn Tanner that I don’t
do relationships—or hockey players or my brother’s friends, for that
matter—he’s doing me.
Against the wall. And in his bed. And in my bed. And on a pinball machine where
we get an all time high score.
And
it’s so incredible that I start to forget that I’m the unluckiest woman alive
when it comes to relationships. And pigs. And aerial yoga. And worst of all,
love.
But
hey, it’s not like I didn’t warn him…
Meet the Author
Lili Valente has
slept under the stars in Greece, eaten dinner at midnight with French men who
couldn’t be trusted to keep their mouths on their food, and walked alone
through Munich’s red light district after dark and lived to tell the
tale.
These days you can find her writing in a tent beside the sea, drinking coconut
water and thinking delightfully dirty thoughts.
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