“I’ve got everything a woman
wants and all in one tight, well-muscled, long, hard package.”
Wonder F*ck by Maggie Marr releases on
January 31st!
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Synopsis
They call me the
Wonder F*ck. Why? Because I’ve got a rocket in my pocket and I live to
take you for a ride. I’ve got everything a woman wants and all in one tight,
well-muscled, long, hard package. My goal is to make you come so hard and so
often that you finally understand your innate power and how absolutely-fucking
beautiful you are. Because every woman is beautiful. Being the Wonderf*ck is my
vocation and all I ever wanted to be...or so I thought.
Until Tara.
My sexy-neighbor with her douche-nugget ex-fiance.
Tara and I weren’t friends, barely acquaintances, until the tears, and the
fist-fight, and then...the sex. Now what do I do? I can’t be me when I'm with
her and I can’t be Wonder F*ck. I want her, but having Tara means watching the
walls of my carefully crafted existence crumble and fall and while I have the
strength to provide countless orgasms, I’m not sure if I have the strength to
love.
Excerpt
Los Angeles is a
small town. I know it seems impossible to believe, unless you live here, but it
is. It’s pockets of small communities stacked beside each other. My parents
were raised here, I’ve lived here my entire life except during college, my
sister is a Judge here. At this stage there is one degree of separation between
everyone--including celebrities.
I suppose it’s
inevitable.
I stand in
Gelson’s. I grasp a tomato. Which one is firm and round and needs to be grilled
this afternoon? I hear a cart before I see her. I glance up.
Her face turns
red. A pinkish blush. She swallows. She’s not nearly as ‘done up’ as she was
when we were together. It’s not Natasha, or Shelly or Carolyn or Leslie or my
personal longest vocation Cheryl. This woman is many many women back--six or
seven.
Jennifer.
This woman gave
me the name of Jennifer. I don’t flinch. I smile. I don’t give her any hint of
recognizing her. I don’t let on as though I’ve caressed every inch of skin.
Pulled the nipples of her perky breasts now hidden behind a sweatshirt with
Stanford emblazoned across the front into my mouth. I don’t let on that I
remember she has a special penchant for fucking in the bathtub or that she
likes to be blindfolded while having sex. No. I push all of the sexual
specifics, every last lovely detail from my mind. I compartmentalize—as men are
so very able to do—and I simply smile and say, “Hello.”
Her head jerks
back and the skin between her eyebrows creases. One quick breath, as though she
considers whether she’s lost her mind.
“Never able to
pick a good tomato.” I continue. “They’re always mealy when I get them home.”
Now she’s
uncertain. Uncertain that I’m the man she thinks I am. It’s been over a year
and her memory of our time together, while so vivid she can feel every touch,
every thrust, in fact I’d bet her panties are wet right now, she’s unsure. I
mean people do look substantially different when they’re fucking.
“You want to go
with firm.” She lifts a tomato and presses the taut red fruit to her nose. Her
gaze meets mine. No, no, she knows it’s me. Her tongue flicks out over her
lips. “This one is the one you want.” She holds out the juicy flesh toward me.
I take it. Our
fingers touch. A zing pulses through me and I’m hard. Simple as that. Hard as a
rock.
“Thank you.” I
lift an eyebrow and tilt my head and walk away from the produce and toward
check-out. I don’t sleep with every woman that calls. Nor is every number with
Wonderfuck scrawled above it mine. I’m selective. Careful. Detailed. One can’t
be too careful when meeting women to fuck away their insecurities and heart
break. As for the other men who share my name and my vocation. I’ve not
met them, perhaps we should form a club.
Meet
the Author
Maggie Marr has
fifteen years in the Hollywood trenches. Parties? Check. Stars? Check. Parties
with Stars behaving badly....Check, check, and double checkity-check! Names?
(She'll never tell.....) Look for her latest romantic comedy; Wonderf*ck on
1/31/17
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