Game Ender
Game
Series #4 – The series finale
By BJ Harvey
Genre: Romantic Comedy with Heat
Release Date: April 17, 2017
Cover Designer: Najla Qamber Designs
From USA Today
bestselling author BJ Harvey comes the fourth and final book in the Game series
and this time it's the reformed playboy and the single mom.
***
"You have
chlamydia."
Three words no
man wants to hear.
I've always been
liberal with my appreciation of the female form, a firm believer in the 'try
before you buy' principle, but living life to the fullest obviously didn't end
well for me considering the unexpected—and very unwelcome—consequence of my
free and easy past.
After living
through the horrendous experience that was informing my recent sexual partners
of my acquired 'condition,’ I made a vow to myself – and a bet with my best
friend—that the next woman I sleep with will be the ‘one.’
What I will
learn is that even when something happens and the games come to an end, there's
always the chance of something—or someone—crashing in and changing
everything.
So this is my
story. It may start with a venereal disease, but I promise you, I’m determined
to get my happy ending.
"Mommy?"
Rose asks, standing next to Kate and tugging on her top.
Kate takes a sip
of wine before looking down at her daughter with a smile on her face.
"Yeah, princess?"
"What's an
ortasm?"
Wine shoots out
of Kate’s mouth, as she chokes. The rest of us either gasp, snort, or in Mac's
case, cackle with laughter.
Noah and Zoe's
Nate, never one to miss out on being the center of attention, decides to wade
in with his five-year old wisdom. "I have a penith," he says, before
pulling down his pants to prove the fact.
"Oh God, I
can't breathe," Abi wheezes, bent over in her chair and laughing like a
loon.
"Daddy says
that he'll cut off any boy's penis that touches me," Megan, Sean and Sam's
gorgeous nine-year old daughter, informs the group.
"He'd be
right, pumpkin," Sam replies, pursing her lips and not looking at all
surprised by her daughter's announcement.
"I'm so
glad Riley can't hear us. You don't want to know the things she comes out
with," Mac adds just as Riley appears beside her. "Shit," she
mutters.
“Daddy told me
I'm not allowed to talk about penises. But if you can then I can too."
"Riley,
this is adult conversation."
"But you
said adults have toys, like when I found a huge plastic penis in that red box
at the back of your closet and you told me it was a paperweight."
Mac’s face goes
red, and her lips twitch. "Ah . . . yeah.”
“You told me it
was a paperweight.”
“That’s because
it was, honey."
"That's
good, because I put it on Daddy's desk in his office this morning. You
shouldn't hide things like that."
The rest of the
group struggles to stifle their laughter but somehow Mac powers through it.
"I told you about going into my closet, missy."
Riley shrugs,
her hand darting out to grab a handful of potato crisps from the bowl in the
middle of the table. "I was looking for the chicken."
We all go
silent, waiting for the penny to drop.
Mac's head jerks
back. "What?"
"Oh no. I’m
not sure I want to know where this is going . . ." Abi says quietly beside
us
"I heard
you say you wanted Daddy's cock." Riley turns to her mother and narrows
her eyes, her hands moving to her hips as she takes a hilarious—and very
indignant—pose. "And I couldn’t find a chicken in your room so I looked in
the closet. You shouldn't hide Daddy's cock. It’s mean for Daddy to keep a chicken
inside."
"Ah . .
." Mac wide eyes move to Kate.
"Riley,"
Kate says, her voice full of humor. "I think you should go ask your Daddy
about his chicken. Make sure you do it so that all of the uncles can hear too.
I bet they’ll love to hear about the chicken."
"I think I
will," she states with a firm nod before turning on her heels and leaving
the room in search of her father.
Mac can do
nothing but shake her head. "I swear to God that child is not mine.”
BJ Harvey is the
USA Today Bestselling Author of the Bliss Series. She also regards herself as a
smut peddler, suspense conjurer and a funny romance thinker upper.
An avid music
fan, you will always find her singing some hit song badly but loving every minute
of it.
She’s a wife, a
mom to two beautiful girls, and hails from what she considers as the best
country in the world—New Zealand.
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