Synopsis
The End of
an Era
They call me the walking dildo.
Gratifying? Yes.
Something my mother would be proud of? Hell no!
Watching my best friend and my old friend-with-benefits blissfully walk down
the aisle has just reiterated the fact that I’m thirty and perpetually single.
I thought I’d found the woman I wanted to spend my life with, you have to open
your eyes to realize that it’s never gonna happen.
Funny how meeting the right person can finally make you see sense.
My name is Noah Taylor: kickass trauma surgeon, closet idealist, wishful
thinker, and all round cocky asshole, and this is the year my life will change
for the better.
*Disclaimer:
This book features hot sex, filthy language, misuse of on-call rooms and the
overdue redemption of the fake orgasm*
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Excerpt
Noah
“I got a
text from Dan warning me that you might be a little drunk.”
“I’m a lot
drunk, but that’s not the point. I’m not sure I can be with you anymore.”
He freezes
mid step, and turns to face me at the same time as swinging my body around to
meet his, chest to chest. “Say that again. I think you lost me.”
Because I’m
drunk and although— in my mind — I’m telling myself that I deserve a lifetime
of orgasms and I need to break up with him, I wind my arms around his neck and
pull myself hard against him. His hands drop to my hips and hold me hostage as
his eyes bore down into mine, obviously waiting for me to explain. “See, we got
talking and Mac said she had to fake an orgasm with you, and I can’t live
without orgasms. I like having orgasms. They’re fun and good for me, and they
make me a very happy girl, so I need to have orgasms and if you’re just giving
me your A game to lure me in and then you’re going to switch to your C or D
game soon, which would suck—although Kate said the C game can be fun if you do
it right . . . anyway, I need you to promise me a life full of lots and lots of
orgasms or else I can’t go out with you anymore.”
Then I’m
stopped by his lips hitting mine, his tongue delving into my mouth when it
opens on a gasp of shock. He takes his time, he does the job right, and when he
pulls back and nuzzles my neck, I’ve sagged against him and my hands are
gripping into the back of his head as if my whole life depends on it.
“Are you
going to start back up again, or do I need to put something in your mouth to
stop you from spouting this shit?”
“It’s not
shit. I need org—” He cups my jaw and kisses me long and deep, and with lots of
effort on his part, and mine once I get past the shock of him shutting me up
with his mouth for the second time in as many minutes.
“Now that
we’ve established that you’re not breaking up with me, or going anywhere else
other than my bed right now, can I take you inside so I can show you every
trick I have in the book? And I’m gonna keep going until you get it through
that drunken head of yours that you’re never going to have to fake an orgasm
with me, now or ever.”
Meet the Author
BJ Harvey is
the International Bestselling Author of the Bliss Series. She writes
contemporary romance, romantic comedy, and romantic suspense.
An avid music fan, you will always find her with headphones on while writing,
and the speakers blaring the rest of the time. She’s a wife, a mom to two
beautiful girls, and when she’s not writing – she’s reading.
BJ resides with her family in what she considers the best country in the
world—New Zealand. She describes her writing as a little swoon, a lot of heat,
a bit of drama and a whole lot of love.
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